DEATH OF AN EGO

What are you even doing, putting scrabble tiles in your tea? Don’t you know they’re made of wood? They have no flavor (they won’t even cool down your drink!). Those are scrabble tiles, they don’t belong in drinks! Why you gotta go and do that? Huh? Now your tea is gonna taste like wood! And you don’t want that! It’s not called wood tea! Pfft. That doesn’t even make any sense, who even does that? Your supposed to put sugar or honey in your tea, not wood! Your tea’s all ruined now! It’s no good! Now, you gotta go and dump the whole thing out! What a waste! Why you wasting things like that? It’s tea, not wood! It doesn’t grow on trees! Plus now your tiles are stained and you can’t even use em anymore! You gotta throw those out now! But that’s gonna throw off the number of tiles in your Scrabble game (and you can’t have that). You gotta throw the whole thing out and get a new one! You see? What are you even doing with your life? Wasting tea and scrabble games. Pfft. Are your parents rich? Are they gonna replace all these things for you? And how long you think they’re gonna be happy with that? Replacing things for you cause you got no respect. No respect, you got no respect. I mean, we got computers now. You know? Maybe next time we don’t waste all these things and you just add the tiles on the computer. You won’t waste things, your parents won’t have to replace anything and boom. One happy family. Doesn’t that sound good, huh?

(via trashylittlefuck)